OH DANG, I CAN EDIT THIS, SWEET

tacticalpineapple: theajesaysashe: itsvegetasamahoe: The...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 12:20:13 -0400

theajesaysashe:

itsvegetasamahoe:

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

sodomymcscurvylegs: breelandwalker: goodinthestacks: lizziekeip...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 12:18:36 -0400

sodomymcscurvylegs:

breelandwalker:

goodinthestacks:

lizziekeiper:

stephrc79:

lionlass7:

buckyonthelam:

the-ice-castle:

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on #racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door #WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN #NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT #IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet.

get him

SLAAAAAY

I’M HOLLERING!

drunp: I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 12:16:48 -0400

drunp:

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK

as-per-usual: Webtoon | Instagram | Facebook | Twitter

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 12:13:51 -0400

as-per-usual:

Webtoon | Instagram | Facebook | Twitter

purrincess-chat: buggachat: I take your ‘marichat is the sin...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:19:16 -0400

purrincess-chat:

buggachat:

I take your ‘marichat is the sin ship’ statement and raise you this

klancing-with-myself: russdom: forestwildflower: thenatsdorf: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:03:53 -0400

klancing-with-myself:

russdom:

forestwildflower:

thenatsdorf:

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

The people running after him makes it funnier

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

He kicked a pigeon

paw-leena: 🐱

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:01:35 -0400

paw-leena:

🐱

mitochondiva: stuckykittyspidey: thebeverlymarsh: it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:09:15 -0400

mitochondiva:

stuckykittyspidey:

thebeverlymarsh:

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:55:40 -0400

gwynndolin: gwynndolin: kiss your fucking gf’s tummy you Bastards ill fucking know if you don’t ....

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:51:50 -0400

gwynndolin:

gwynndolin:

kiss your fucking gf’s tummy you Bastards

ill fucking know if you don’t . don’t test me

co-existence: do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:46:47 -0400

co-existence:

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

misspunnypuns: universalbolderdash: Please send this video to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:46:32 -0400

misspunnypuns:

universalbolderdash:

Please send this video to any art thieves. I thought this would get the message across.

Hahahahhaa

markraas:Some Nerd and Jock comics from this year.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:41:55 -0400

markraas:

Some Nerd and Jock comics from this year.

anime-cancer-central: mcpeaceteach: identityconstellations: iampikachuhearmeroar: identityconstell...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:40:18 -0400

anime-cancer-central:

mcpeaceteach:

identityconstellations:

iampikachuhearmeroar:

identityconstellations:

If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling.
Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.”
After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”

chaotic evil

chaotic learning

I used to tell my 7th grade class a pack of lies at the beginning of the year. They would nod and pretend they knew about it. Then I would say, “Did you know everything I just told you was a lie and you believed it because you don’t know history and tend to believe authority figures?” I still have students in their 20s remind me of how traumatized they were by a teacher lying to them and that they always double check everything.

As long as you don’t steal people’s lungs go on with your funny ways of teaching

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:35:15 -0400

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:42:21 -0400

linda-belcher: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:47:51 -0400

linda-belcher:

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

faraashah: if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:54:55 -0400

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear

lousysharkbutt: thinkin about that sequel patreon | twitter |...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:54:16 -0400

lousysharkbutt:

thinkin about that sequel

patreon | twitter | instagram

the-afro-argonaut: sevenyearsdead: i honest to god was walking through the parking lot of my...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:53:52 -0400

the-afro-argonaut:

sevenyearsdead:

i honest to god was walking through the parking lot of my college’s chick fil a and i witnessed with my own damn eyes two beautiful women, one in a plain dress and the other in a navy uniform, hold hands and then kiss each other goodbye and it was so cute and as i turned to head back to my dorm i saw these two boys staring at them across the parking lot and i was like “oh no” but then the taller one grabbed the shorter one and kissed him really hard and they looked so embarrassed and i realized that sometimes you just gotta have a little courage yknow

Gay culture is kissing your partner on a chick fil a parking lot, making the CEO of Chick FIL A cry.